5 things all cat owners understand about cats! (Cats perspective)

This is a small skit at the funny things cats do that only cat owners understand. I wrote this from a cats perspective ;

1) Bathroom

Be sure to follow every one to the bathroom for support. You don't even need to give verbal feedback just stand there and stare.

2) Petting
When your owner is petting you and you roll over with a tummy rub allow for a few good rubs before, without warning, biting them to say that's enough. The. Proceed back to normal routine and begin rolling about
3) Throwing up
If it's coming up without warning quickly run to the fluffier and most expensive rug or carpet in the house. Do not do it on easy to clean surfaces such as wood, tiles or outside. Leave them in hard to see places to surprise your owner when they walk in.
4)Sleeping
Owners love cuddle and that's why during their sleeping hours we should sit on their chests or legs so that they cannot move and have a more relaxing sleep. If you really love them try sleeping      
                                                      their eyes like a night shade.
5)stairs and walking
Not getting enough attention?When your owner is walking down the stairs carrying a washing basket or heavy items restricting eyesight, always greet them by swaying in between their legs and often saying good morning this will wake them up for sure.